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Physics: More pencil tricks

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i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

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Sep 07, 2019

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Into the Spider-Verse + “I love you”

I love this
I love how openly the characters use the words ‘I love you’
It tells kid and adults that you can say I love you to someone without it being in a romantic way
Theres nothing wrong with telling someone I love you
To friends, family theres nothing wrong and no shame in doing so

It literally baffles me so much that nobody in movies says ‘I love you’. Like kids/teens don’t say it to their parents, friends don’t say it to each, it isn’t even said when someone close to the protagonist is about to die and it honestly pisses me off so much. Like I say I love you to everyone I know who I care about every time I say goodbye to them, and sometimes just because it needs to be said. Saying ‘I love you’ is not a sign of weakness it’s a sign of compassion and film and television needs to normalize it.

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Sep 06, 2019

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